If there’s one pop culture character that’s been underused in the dating sim world, it’s undeniably Santa. After all, who can resist the allure of his bushy beard, sparkling eyes, and stomach that quivers like a bowl of jelly? Let’s face it, man is a snack.
In a little Christmas miracle, that oversight is being corrected as a visual novel comes out featuring the handsome sleigh rider. Too Many Santas will be dropping down the chimney very soon and giving you all the Santa encounter simulation you could want.
How many encounters with Santa Claus will you get in this game? Lots because Too Many Santa offers not one but six Santa Claus for you to have fun. In the story, you play as the owner of an unsuccessful toy store who, in a desperate attempt to keep his business afloat, wants a star. And for some reason that wish seems to summon a flock of Santa Claus who are all very drawn to you. Now you not only have to try and keep your struggling small business from going bankrupt, but you also have to juggle a plethora of potential Kris Kringles gang relationships.
What kind of Santa Claus can you end up with? Well, there’s Sexy Santa, Secret Santa, Sleepy Santa, Sad Santa, Saintly Santa, and maybe best of all, Sassy Santa. So, you are definitely spoiled for choice when it comes to choosing a Santa Claus.
Along with Santas galore, Too Many Santas also features 12 possible endings, a fully customizable protagonist, and tons of Christmas music. The game also promises to be a bit shorter, so you should be able to experience all of those endings and romances before the holiday season ends.
The game is being developed by an independent group known as Oh, a Rock! Studios that specialize in weird little projects like this one. They have already produced titles such as Cat President: A More Purrfect Union, The Pizza Delivery Boy Who Saved The World, Internet Court and The Beard In The Mirror. So a visual novel where you date multiple Santa Claus seems like exactly the kind of game that fits right in their wheelhouse.
If you can’t resist the temptation to date Santas, Too Many Santas launches December 14 on Steam and Itch.io to give you all the Christmas love you could ask for. This is how you have a great vacation.
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